Teddy lives his 9-5 as the fluffy friend we all know and love. Who's to judge what a person does on their free time? Some would say having a gag ball shoved in your mouth is liberating.

First of all, Kris Kringle is JACKED these days. Secondly, that's definitely not a stuffed animal in that package. Remember Los Lonely Boys? Yeah, refer to their song "Dick in a Box". Ho ho holy sh*t, Santa is a naughty old grey pube

We all have that friend who sees phallic effigies in everything. Big Balls Claus is that guy. We promise, the joke is funny even on the 100th time.

12 ways to make the holidays a little naughtier! Spice up the nights with this sex game

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Forget wrapping paper this gift giving season. Make sure to wrap your package with this super cute gift bag! Perfect for any occasion.

Attention all Boss Bitches and gift-giving gurus! Prepare to unleash your inner diva with the Boss Bitch Gift Bag – It's like your gift decided to hit the club and came back covered in fabulous!